Latest, Greatest Hit from Baghdad

As a tourist destination
Baghdad is a bomb
But at least the radio
Can be a real balm.

You see
There is a new song
That everyone can like
A brand new song that
Sunnis and Shiites
And Kurds all can like.

So find your favorite spot
On the radio dial,
And you can tap your foot
and sing along while
Baghdad's favorite group
sings:

" You say potato
and I'll say potaato.
You say tomato
and I'll say tomaato.
Potato, Potaato,
Tomato, Tomaato,
Let's call the whole thing off!"